I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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