if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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