I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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