oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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