Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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