And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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