We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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