I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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