Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
The air was thick with penises
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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