I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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