is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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