these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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