Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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