Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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