its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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