At least make sure they are 18
Why
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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