i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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