Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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