wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
zippers are such a cool invention
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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