You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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