Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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