wakey wakey hands off snakey
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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