420 ftw
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
