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my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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