I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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