Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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