i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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