It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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