Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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