I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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