sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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pop tarts are not kleenex
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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