we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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