I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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