You're earring is so big in my mouth
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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