I want to walk on stilts...naked
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
