just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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