I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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