What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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