Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.

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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(503): View more from Oregon

idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.

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(914): View more from New York

Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY

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(770): View more from Georgia

Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too

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if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”

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