I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
