I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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