you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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