Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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