dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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