so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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