Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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