I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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