Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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