he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
