i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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