My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Will exercising make me less horny?
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