Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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