her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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