Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.