9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.