areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
We named our party play list daddy issues
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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