I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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